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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.

Al Franken

Most Americans don’t think about antitrust law when they look at their cable bill, flip channels on TV, or worry about what their favorite website knows about them. But they should.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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