There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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My dad didn’t graduate from high school, ended up being a printing salesman, probably never made more than $8,000 a year.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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