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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.

Al Franken

He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Country Favorable Four Higher Most Point Politician Unpopular
You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Elect First Funny People Really Should Show Think
Minnesotans lost their jobs because the credit rating agencies didn’t do the only job they’re supposed to have.
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Agency Credit Give Job Minnesotan Rating Suppose
Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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Friend Good Mine People Very
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Business Country Invest Know Oligarchs
If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Develop Else Email Figure Free Gmail Message Out Port Service Somewhere Target Want Word Year
The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Campaign Freedom Google Impeach Information Pledge Silicon Valley
It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Hard Him Know People Person Private Project
I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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Get Happ Satisfaction Something Writing
When I first started writing for television in the seventies and eighties, the Internet didn’t exist.
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Eighties Exist Interest Seventies Show Start Television Worry Write
He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Enough Making Money Three Week Year
I’m angry at the right wing media. And by that I don’t mean the media is right wing.
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Angry Media Right Wing
It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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I like the liberal tradition; I like the Hubert Humphrey tradition fighting for civil rights.
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Civil Fight Liberal Like Right Tradition
I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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Administration Ball Invite Perk

I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.

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