We need to be pro-science; we have to go back to science.
AL FRANKENGary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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They’re trying to pay for health care and send their kids to college, they’re worried about declining home values, they’re scared for a loved one they have serving in Iraq.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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My views about God come from my dad. Dad told me that he believed Nature, which to him included humankind, to be so beautiful, so magnificent, that there had to be something behind it all.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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After my varied and celebrated career in television, movies, publishing, and the lucrative world of corporate speaking, being a fellow at Harvard seemed, frankly, like a step down.
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There’s an appeal to the American sense of exceptionalism, that we’re morally superior, as way to not be self-critical. I think that’s a bit dangerous.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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