And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
AL FRANKENGary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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