If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
AL FRANKENIf you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
AL FRANKENI’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
AL FRANKENAnd the problem with the mainstream media is that it has these other biases that are much more important.
AL FRANKENMy dad was a terrible businessman.
AL FRANKENThe Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
AL FRANKENthat is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
AL FRANKENThe civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
AL FRANKENIt’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
AL FRANKENI’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
AL FRANKENI know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
AL FRANKENWe need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
AL FRANKENThey’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
AL FRANKENThe nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
AL FRANKENBill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
AL FRANKENMy dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.
AL FRANKENI know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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