Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
AL FRANKENGary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
More Al Franken Quotes
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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A blogger should have the same ability to find an audience as a media conglomerate.
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Skepticism turns to cynicism, which leads to apathy and despair, which can cause sleeplessness, dry-mouth, and loss of sex drive?
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