There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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More Al Franken Quotes
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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I get satisfaction when I write something I like, when I’m happy with it.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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But when Americans lack the most basic information about our domestic surveillance programs, they have no way of knowing whether we’re getting that balance right. This lack of transparency is a big problem.
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I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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