What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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To ask whether the mainstream media has a conservative or liberal bias is like asking whether al-Qaida uses too much oil in their hummus. It’s – I think they might use too much oil in their hummus – but it’s the wrong question.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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