I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
AL FRANKENProgressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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I anticipate that Apple’s fingerprint reader will in fact make iPhone 5S owners more likely to secure their smartphones.
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We basically had dinner every night while watching the news, and then we’d discuss it with our parents.
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Gary Bauer is a very good – he’s a good friend of mine.
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I don’t know how many of you have been to New York, but if a building is two blocks away from anything, you can’t see it.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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There are as many forms of advice as there are colors of the rainbow. Remember that good advice can come from bad people and bad advice from good people.
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I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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If I put myself on the ballot and even 50 people voted for me, it’d be a travesty.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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