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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Actual Chosen Electoral Everyone God Good Gore Make Popular Sure Thought Vote Work
It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Hard Him Know People Person Private Project
Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Hear Look No President
Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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Colleague Government Interest Many Republican
If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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Humor Look Really Sense Terrorist
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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Bias Couple Liberal Mainstream Media Thing
What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Being Campaign Easy See Trail
The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Amendment Apply Corporation Fourth
Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Country Country Love Doe Engage Enough Hate Honestly Liberal Reader
The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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Campaign Freedom Google Impeach Information Pledge Silicon Valley
This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Ago Felt Field Fundraiser Kill Learn Saw Schmuck Something Tell Well
Google might be doping the horses.
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Dope Google Horse might
Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Build Conservative Conserve Fought Progressive Want Way
The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Advice Important Simply Think
Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Bear Children Cook Country Do Focus Grandmother Pray Women

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