I couldn’t think of anything less appealing than molding the minds of tomorrow’s leaders.
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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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I want to reclaim ‘liberal.’ I’m a liberal, and I think most Americans are liberals.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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