But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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Net neutrality isn’t a government takeover of the Internet, as many of my Republican colleagues have alleged.
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If you look at terrorists, they really have no sense of humor.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Does the mainstream media have a liberal bias? On a couple of things, maybe.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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