I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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It’s the Power of the Almighty, the Splendor of Nature, and then you.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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The Internet can only work if it’s a truly level playing field. Small businesses should have the same ability to reach customers as powerful corporations.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Minnesota has a proud tradition of having two Senators on the Ag committee – a tradition I’d like very much to continue.
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