No one is more sensitive to the issue of overeating than the creator of Stuart Smalley.
AL FRANKENAntitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
More Al Franken Quotes
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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The Minnesotans I talk to are really concerned about what the future holds for their families.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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He said we had enough to go three years without making money, and we had enough to go three weeks.
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I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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