For 35 years I was a writer. I wrote a lot of jokes. Some of them weren’t funny. Some of them weren’t appropriate. Some of them were downright offensive. I understand that.
AL FRANKENAntitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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If 98 out of 100 doctors tell me I’ve got a problem, I should take their advice.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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