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Antitrust law isn’t about protecting competing businesses from each other, it’s about protecting competition itself on behalf of the public.

Al Franken

The civil rights movement was very important in my house, and then Vietnam was very important ’cause there were two boys, so I came of age during a very heated political climate.
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My spiritual life is… sometimes I have access to it and sometimes I don’t. When I do have access to it, it’s usually a sense of my understanding what the best course of action or the best thing for me to do.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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I ask the American people not to fall victim to disinformation. There are no death panels. The Affordable Care Act cuts the deficit.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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They talked about unreasonable searches and seizures, about keeping the government out of their bedrooms.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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I don’t think I’m an angry person. I think I’m a person who’s angry. I’m angry at the Bush administration;
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But I think it’s a good thing. Some people thought that it was an odd career arc, but to me it made absolute sense.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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They’re about getting ratings, about making money, about doing stories that are easy to cover.
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