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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

Al Franken

The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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I don’t know what happens to you after you die. I’m not banking on there being, like, a heaven.
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Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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