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People lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.

Al Franken

It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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Most of us here in the media are what I call infotainers…
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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The important thing about advice is that it is simply that. Advice.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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I just can’t sit still and meditate; that doesn’t kind of work for me. I don’t even know exactly what it means.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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I didn’t realize he meant our nation.
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It’s really building Air America that I’m focused on, and for me, that almost only means doing a good show.
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The thing that interests me least about the radio business is the radio business. But I’ve had to learn a little bit about it. It’s not rocket science: You get ratings, that’s good.
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