Whining is anger through a small opening.
AL FRANKENPeople lucky enough to live in the vicinity of an industrial hog farm are, with each breath, made keenly aware of the cause of their declining property values.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I had a great time working on the movies, both the major movies I’ve done.
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If someone hacks your password, you can change it – as many times as you want.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
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I think Clinton fatigue was a real thing. It’s just hard to get comfortable with Gore.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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The institutions that we’ve built up over the years to protect our individual privacy rights from the government don’t apply to the private sector.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I know I have an awful lot to learn from the people of Minnesota.
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It was hard for him to project who he is, the person people know in private.
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One thing I’ve noticed about politics is that these guys have pretty thick hides.
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