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My dad loved comedians, especially George Jessel, and he loved Henny Youngman and Buddy Hackett.

Al Franken

I think there are all kinds of different hells. It’s not a place you go to after you die.
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I believe in not attacking a country pre-emptively unless you’re sure of what you’re doing and you’re working with allies.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I believe people have a right to know what’s going on with their information and how it’s collected, how it’s stored and who gets it.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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The Freedom of Information Act doesn’t apply to Silicon Valley. And you can’t impeach Google if it breaks its ‘Don’t be evil’ campaign pledge.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Today I will masterbate! Okay, that was a mistake. I should have written “Today I will masterbate–if I want to!
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Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
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During the Reagan Administration, Bob Dole was present at a ceremony that included each living ex-president.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Putin has had many positive experiences working with Western political leaders whose business interests made them more disposed to deal with Russia.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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The way I see it, I’m not going to Washington to be the 60th Democratic senator. I’m going to Washington to be the second senator from the state of Minnesota.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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