I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
AL FRANKENMost people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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The Fourth Amendment doesn’t apply to corporations.
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They had developed all these bad habits of being objective and balanced and stuff like that.
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Call-time has renewed my faith in the need for public financing of elections. Call-time is where I as the candidate, sit in a room with my “call-time manager,” and a phone. Then I call people and ask them for money. For hours. Apparently, I’m really good at it.
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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And we didn’t need to worry about foreign websites illegally distributing the latest TV shows and blockbuster movies online.
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Teen pregnancy went way down in the ’90s, and 75 percent of it was because of increased use of contraception.
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I’m a perfectionist and if I start making changes, I’ll never stop.
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There’s plenty of room for humor in politics, God knows, but it’s a serious business.
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I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Well, I think that there’s a value to comedy in and of itself.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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My parents were really political. The news was very important in our home.
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If we have George W. Bush as president, we’re going to go back to the kind of policies we had when his father and Ronald Reagan were president.
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