When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
AISHA TYLERIt is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I like grown up comedy.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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Nothing really worth having is easy to get. The hard-fought battles, the goals won with sacrifice, are the ones that matter.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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