They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
AISHA TYLERIt is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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