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Most of them never really listen to music.

Adam Selzer

When you’re dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
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Cry Everything Make Song World
They don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
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Change Life Song
Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
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Bed Circumstance Date Guy Lizard Married Pet Stuff Wird
Ironically, the section on women’s rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens’ rights into it, it would never pass.
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Ironically Oppose Stuck Right Section Senator Virginia Women
Let me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
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Die Guidance Kind Ordering Practically Straight
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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Counselor Die Guidance People Problem Tell Wow You
We add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you’ll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages)
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Add Attention Car Computer Date Include Instant Message Now Thing
Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
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Charge Concert Dollar Good Money Talk Thing Through Whole
Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
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Anand Thakur
I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it’s like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world.
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Since Song Sorry Soul Understand Whole World
Most of them never really listen to music.
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Anand Thakur
Some of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
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Anand Thakur
Practically no one actually does.
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Actually No One Practically
A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
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Boy Car Guy Long Made Religious Time Type
The kiss is still awesome.
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Awesome Kiss Still
The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
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Bill Chargin Much Passed Virginia Wiener

Most of them never really listen to music.

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