A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
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Anand Thakur
A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
ADAM SELZERThe Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
ADAM SELZERLet me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
ADAM SELZERWhen you’re dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
ADAM SELZERWe add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you’ll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages)
ADAM SELZERIronically, the section on women’s rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens’ rights into it, it would never pass.
ADAM SELZERNot that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
ADAM SELZERThe kiss is still awesome.
ADAM SELZERWhat kind of guidance counselor are you?
ADAM SELZERSome of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
ADAM SELZERIf you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
ADAM SELZERThey don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
ADAM SELZERWow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
ADAM SELZERThe bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
ADAM SELZEREven at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
ADAM SELZERMost of them never really listen to music.
ADAM SELZER