When you’re dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
ADAM SELZERThe Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
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I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it’s like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world.
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Some of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
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If you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
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The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
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Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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Most of them never really listen to music.
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What kind of guidance counselor are you?
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Ironically, the section on women’s rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens’ rights into it, it would never pass.
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Practically no one actually does.
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Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
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Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
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Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
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The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
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Let me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
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A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
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