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Ironically, the section on women’s rights was added by a senator from Virginia who opposed the whole thing and was said to be sure that if he stuck something about womens’ rights into it, it would never pass.
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Ironically Oppose Stuck Right Section Senator Virginia Women
Some of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
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Anand Thakur
When you’re dead, everything in the world is like a song that makes you cry.
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Cry Everything Make Song World
The kiss is still awesome.
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Awesome Kiss Still
Even at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
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Charge Concert Dollar Good Money Talk Thing Through Whole
A long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
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Boy Car Guy Long Made Religious Time Type
Not that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
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Anand Thakur
Most of them never really listen to music.
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Anand Thakur
The bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
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Bill Chargin Much Passed Virginia Wiener
Practically no one actually does.
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Actually No One Practically
They don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
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Change Life Song
Wow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
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Counselor Die Guidance People Problem Tell Wow You
Never date a guy who has a pet lizard (he’s probably into weird stuff in bed) and never under any circumstances go on a second date with a guy who says the word “married” on the first date (he’ll turn out to be a mama’s boy or a religious type)
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Bed Circumstance Date Guy Lizard Married Pet Stuff Wird
I feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it’s like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world.
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Since Song Sorry Soul Understand Whole World
The Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
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Civil Legislation Most Reform Right Sweeping Virginia
What kind of guidance counselor are you?
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Counselor Guidance

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