If you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
ADAM SELZERIf you really like someone, it doesn’t matter what their mouth feels or tastes like.
ADAM SELZERWhat kind of guidance counselor are you?
ADAM SELZERMost of them never really listen to music.
ADAM SELZERThe bill passed anyway, though, much to the chagrin of a certain wiener from Virginia.
ADAM SELZERWe add to it every now and then. It includes things like never date a guy whose computer costs more than his car (you’ll never get him to pay attention to you except over instant messages)
ADAM SELZERI feel sorry for them, since none of them understand what it’s like to have a song just get into your soul and become your whole world.
ADAM SELZERA long time ago, Trinity and I made a list of types of guys you should never date.
ADAM SELZERSome of them are wearing skirts that I’m pretty sure are supposed to be belts.
ADAM SELZERThey don’t know what it’s like when a song changes your life.
ADAM SELZERWow,” says Peter, “when your guidance counselor tells you to die, you really have problems.
ADAM SELZERLet me get this straight,” I say. “You’re practically ordering me to die.
ADAM SELZEREven at concerts people pay good money for, instead of a three-dollar cover charge, they talk through the whole thing.
ADAM SELZERThe Civil Rights Act of 1964 was the most sweeping civil rights legislation of its day, and included women’s rights as part of its reforms.
ADAM SELZERThe kiss is still awesome.
ADAM SELZERPractically no one actually does.
ADAM SELZERNot that anyone minds–no one’s paying attention to the music.
ADAM SELZER