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America is never great. America is great in what it can be, which is the American dream.

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Anywhere else is a horribly dangerous time for women and minorities.
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I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy.
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America is never great. America is great in what it can be, which is the American dream.
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He just plays it so straight-faced. They never talk about the fact that he’s such a huge gay person.
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I love Obama. He’s my favorite president of all time. I have a giant picture in my apartment in New York that is of his Chicago Tribune cover, Mr. President.
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I think it’s pretty classic if you look at the way entertainment reflects the country’s status.
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The only place I want to travel to is the United States Of America from 2008 to 2016.
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And then you’ll consume them however you can. For example, I don’t really watch Showtime, but I bought ‘Homeland,’ and I’ve been watching every episode on my iPad.
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I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear ‘The Stranger.’ ‘You May Be Right’ may be one of the greatest songs ever written.
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I think the least stereotypical gay character on television is probably Matt LeBlanc on Episodes.
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So for the last two years we’ve been hearing, “Make America great again.” People go, “Well, America was never great.
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For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I’m only going to have to run.
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I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.
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People, when they come up to me, are like, “Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?” And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.
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I think journalism can come from anywhere, and comedy can certainly come from anywhere.
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At around 19 I realized that I really didn’t have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.
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