At around 19 I realized that I really didn’t have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.
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That’s what I think is important to remember now and when you hear that slogan, “Make America great again.”
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I am what they call a chubby-skinny guy.
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I think where it’s going is toward what the music industry is like, where channels will be considered more like labels that carry the type of TV show that you like
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Well, you can’t improvise story, which is a fact. If you could, the budget would be insane.
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I appear to be normal and have the look of an in-shape man, but if we were to go to a pool party I would go with my shirt on.
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I think it’s pretty classic if you look at the way entertainment reflects the country’s status.
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For my bar mitzvah, I gave out a mix tape of ’90s grunge – if you got it now, you would think it was the ‘Singles’ soundtrack.
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I think journalism can come from anywhere, and comedy can certainly come from anywhere.
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It’s a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs are bad news for actors, man.
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America is never great. America is great in what it can be, which is the American dream.
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There’s a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it’s written, and there really is order.
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People, when they come up to me, are like, “Did we go to high school together? Or did I make out with you at sleepaway camp?” And oftentimes, yes, that is the answer, because I went to a giant high school and made out with everybody.
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” What do you mean? What you mean is that they want to look back in history. And so I think it’s only natural for entertainment to reflect that.
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And then you’ll consume them however you can. For example, I don’t really watch Showtime, but I bought ‘Homeland,’ and I’ve been watching every episode on my iPad.
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My parents’ convictions, when it came to discipline, were not very strong.
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I think the least stereotypical gay character on television is probably Matt LeBlanc on Episodes.
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I moved around a lot as a kid, and when you’re always entering new places at that age,
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I love Obama. He’s my favorite president of all time. I have a giant picture in my apartment in New York that is of his Chicago Tribune cover, Mr. President.
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You kind of have to learn how to adapt yourself, and I felt a really powerful way to do that was to make people laugh.
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He just plays it so straight-faced. They never talk about the fact that he’s such a huge gay person.
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You ever spent eight hours acting in water?
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Eventually I got the call for ‘Iron Man,’ and I read sides that had nothing to do with what I did in the movie, and I performed it once while no one was in the room
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I don’t think in this day and age that, aside from two or three people, there isn’t an actor who can just do one thing.
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For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I’m only going to have to run.
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I think it’s important that we remind everybody that America was never great in itself. It’s been great in its aspirations.
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It was videotaped, and I’m sure Shane Black was watching it from his helicopter or something. And then I got a call the next day that I was going down to shoot it.
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