“The only place I want to travel to is the United States Of America from 2008 to 2016.”

You ever spent eight hours acting in water?

I am open to doing anything.

I think it’s important that we remind everybody that America was never great in itself. It’s been great in its aspirations.

There’s a common misconception with sketch comedy that you just go up there and wing it, but it’s written, and there really is order.

I also think you can go back and forth between film and television pretty seamlessly.

So for the last two years we’ve been hearing, “Make America great again.” People go, “Well, America was never great.

It was videotaped, and I’m sure Shane Black was watching it from his helicopter or something. And then I got a call the next day that I was going down to shoot it.

Well, you can’t improvise story, which is a fact. If you could, the budget would be insane.

Anytime I audition for something, it’s always a question of whether or not the people I’m auditioning for understand I’m an improviser and I like to do that, and if they like that or if they just want someone who’s going to do what’s written.

At around 19 I realized that I really didn’t have any skills other than making people laugh, so I should probably pursue it full-time.

Anywhere else is a horribly dangerous time for women and minorities.

I think where it’s going is toward what the music industry is like, where channels will be considered more like labels that carry the type of TV show that you like

For me, why would a Jew want to go anywhere in history ever? I’m only going to have to run.

I don’t think in this day and age that, aside from two or three people, there isn’t an actor who can just do one thing.

My parents’ convictions, when it came to discipline, were not very strong.

I love Billy Joel. I cry sometimes when I hear ‘The Stranger.’ ‘You May Be Right’ may be one of the greatest songs ever written.

Music is everywhere – you consume it every day, everywhere you go. The content creator should be compensated. It’s only fair.

There is no information about corporations. There is only disinformation.

I am responsible only to God and history.

Science is better than sympathy, if only it is science.

Competition between women is good only if it does not prevail; that is to say if it coexists with affinity, affection, with a real sense of being mutually indispensable, with sudden peaks of solidarity in spite of envy, jealousy and the whole inevitable cohort of bad feelings.

A good soldier, whether he leads a platoon or an army, is expected to look backward as well as forward; but he must think only forward.

If only we can give them faith that mountains can be moved, they will accept the illusion that mountains are moveable, and thus an illusion may become reality.

It was only one life. What is one life in the affairs of a state?