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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.

Adam Ferrara

I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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Basically Catholic Feel Funny Good Humor Religion Religious Stop
I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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Arrogance Civilization Demise Human Thinking
As soon as you lay down, that’s when the most bizarre things start coming out of her mouth. ‘Goodnight, baby.’ ‘Do you think we were together in a past life?’ ‘Yeah, and I died of sleep deprivation. Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Baby Bizarre Down Funny Good Humor Most Mouth
Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Disaapering Got Hidden House Keep Napkin Ring Spoon Start
One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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Day Figure Funny Hobby Humor Life Man Shower Special
Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
ADAM FERRARA

Bed Feel Forever Go Like Soul
My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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Chicken Father Funny Kiss Once Room Sex Talk Walked You
If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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Faith Followed Funny Humor Moses People Thinking Group
The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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Born Change Constant Decay Fall Funny Humor Minute State
The only marriage I’ve observed for any length of time is my parents – 35 years. I asked my pop, I go, ‘Pop, 35 years – what do you hope for?’ He’s like, ‘I hope you die first.’
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Funny Length Marriage Observed Parent Time Year
I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
ADAM FERRARA

Funny Girl Humor Meant Meet Sincerely Sleep
I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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Ability Car Father Job Light Mechanical Pretty Used Work
Whenever she uses the phrase ‘I was thinking…,’ that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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Either Funny Humor Mean Move Moving Paint Phrase Thinking
I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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Believe Different Distance God Long Question Religious
What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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Funny God Going Hell Humor Know Reason Woman
I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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Boy Cutting Give Home Jewelry Married Mood Ring Wedding

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