Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMany husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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How should they answer?
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It is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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