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ABIGAIL VAN BURENBelieving that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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