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ABIGAIL VAN BURENBelieving that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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