If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENReligion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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