Kids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENReligion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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