Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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