Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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If you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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Loneliness is the ultimate poverty.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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