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ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Maturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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The purpose of life is to amount to something and have it make some difference that you lived at all.
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Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.
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So yesterday you fell off the wagon? Or maybe you blew your diet? Or lost your temper and shot off your mouth? Well, that was yesterday. Today is a brand-new day with a clean slate, so forget yesterday!
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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I can’t think of a more potent combination than God and a good lawyer.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
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