It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENCruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWomen who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENYou are what you are when nobody is looking.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENLove is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever advise anyone to go to war or to get married.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENPsychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENI agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMaturity is the ability to do a job whether you’re supervised or not; finish a job once it’s started; carry money without spending it; and the ability to bear an injustice without wanting to get even.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENMany husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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