Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWomen who miscalculate are called mothers.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIn Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is totally unconscionable to subject defenseless animals to mutilation and death, just so a company can be the first to market a new shade of nail polish or a new, improved laundry detergent. It’s cruel, it’s brutal, it’s inhumane, and most people don’t want it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENWisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENThe best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIt is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can’t speak for my twin sister.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENFear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENIf you don’t value what you have, you’re sure to lose it.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENNever give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENA bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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