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ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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You are what you are when nobody is looking.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power: Girls need to “prove their love” like a moose needs a hat rack.
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Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love. In one respect they’re alike. They’re both wonderful as long as they last.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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True, a little learning is a dangerous thing, but it still beats total ignorance.
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If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
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Love is what enables us to bridge the gap of disappointment when others don’t live up to the expectations we have of them.
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