If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we’d all be millionaires.
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
More Abigail Van Buren Quotes
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A bad habit never disappears miraculously, it’s an undo-it-yourself project.
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You could move.’ —“Dear Abby” responds to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood.
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Wisdom doesn’t automatically come with old age. Nothing does – except wrinkles. It’s true, some wines improve with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Fear less, hope more. Eat less, chew more. Talk less, say more. Hate less, love more.
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
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Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you’re prepared to lose.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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The best index to a person’s character is how he treats people who can’t do him any good, and how he treats people who can’t fight back.
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If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.
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If you want children to keep their feet on the ground, put some responsibility on their shoulders.
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How should they answer?
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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Cruel words erode the self-esteem like the ocean eats away the shore.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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