It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone without getting a little on yourself
ABIGAIL VAN BURENKids grow up awfully fast these days,”she said. “You should try to have a good relationship with your kids, no matter what they do.
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Many husbands today pitch in to help with household chores – it’s called partnership.
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If you want a place in the sun, you have got to put up with a few blisters.
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So the richest are often the poorest as this saying goes, “Loneliness is the ultimate poverty”
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Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!
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Believing that the dream of freedom, brotherhood, and peace for all mankind will someday come true.
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It’s true, some wine improves with age. But only if the grapes were good in the first place.
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Religion, like water, may be free, but when they pipe it to you, you’ve got to help pay for the piping. And the piper.
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It is a sad commentary of our times when our young must seek advice and counsel from ‘Dear Abby’ instead of going to Mom and Dad.
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If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.
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How should they answer?
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Psychotherapy, unlike castor oil, which will work no matter how you get it down, is useless when forced on an uncooperative patient.
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Kissing power is stronger than will power.
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The less you talk, the more you’re listened to.
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While forbidden fruit is said to taste sweeter, it usually spoils faster.
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I agree that marijuana laws are overdue for an overhaul. I also favor the medical use of marijuana – if it’s prescribed by a physician.
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