I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
AARON MCGRUDERFame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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