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Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.

Aaron McGruder

I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
Voting really doesn’t mean anything. I wish I could say something different, but I think it’s kind of a sham.
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Different Mean Sham Something Thinking Voting
I do the interviews and then I read about myself. I understand it and I get what it is. But there’s so much stuff that I say, either jokingly or lightheartedly, that gets printed like I’m dead serious.
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Interview Printed Read Serious Stuff Understand
I don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
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Anchor Desire Flag Lapel News Patriotic Wish
The population has to be educated about how the government actually works.
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Actual Aware Educated Population Work
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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America Comfort Difference People Toronto Vancouver
It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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Country Culture Particular Sound Weird
I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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Angry Expression Keep Kind Saying Show
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Enemy Fame Friend Necessarily
Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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Discuss Fidel Castro Long Spirit Talk Thinking
When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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Explore Important Music News Reveal Scare Tell
In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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City Commerce Culture Expect Found Matter
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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Affiliation Commit Gun Political Terrorism
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder

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