Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
AARON MCGRUDERFame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
More Aaron McGruder Quotes
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Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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In USA culture is just a matter of commerce. So, you know, I don’t really look for that, and I don’t expect to find it in any city.
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It may sound weird, but I don’t really look for culture, particularly in an American city.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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I think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
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I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
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The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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