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Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.

Aaron McGruder

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Funny Real Seinfeld Thinking White
Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
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Discuss Fidel Castro Long Spirit Talk Thinking
Anyone with a gun can go out and commit an act of terrorism, even without a political affiliation.
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Affiliation Commit Gun Political Terrorism
Fluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
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Energetic Fluid Funny Smart
I want the news delivered unbiased. I thought that was the whole point with journalism.
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Deliver Journalism News Point Unbiased Want
Obviously, there’s a million things we’re allowed to say on late-night cable that you’re not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast.
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Allow Broadcast Cable Late Million Night Obvious Thing
I’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
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Angry Expression Keep Kind Saying Show
The American people have no control over what the military does. We have no say in American foreign policy.
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Control Doe Foreign Military People Policy Speak
We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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Crumbling Need Party Point System
When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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Ego Flaw Freely Learn Pass Speak
I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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Crotchety Grandson Mean Wonder
One, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
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Closer Deadline Late Push Way
I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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Angry Confused Joke People Share Tell
You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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Merchandise Movie People Rich Summer Think Thinking
We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He’s really dumb.
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Confront Dumb Moron President Scary
It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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Beamed Brain Confused Country Overcome Television

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