Fidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
AARON MCGRUDERI’m actually kind of angriest about the fact that everybody keeps saying how angry I am.
More Aaron McGruder Quotes
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It’s difficult to overcome what you’re getting beamed into your brain by the television every day. The worthlessness of journalism today is just making the country confused and bewildered and lost.
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I really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
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I wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
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When the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
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I cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
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You know, every time a summer movie comes out, people think they’re gonna get rich off of the merchandise.
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I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on ‘Seinfeld’.
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Fame is not your friend. It ain’t necessarily your enemy. It is what it is.
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Late to bed and late to wake will keep you long on money and short on mistakes.
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And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
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I don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
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But I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
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When I pass, speak freely of my shortcomings and my flaws. Learn from them, for I’ll have no ego to injure.
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I think revolution is always a little bit possible. I think it won’t look or sound anything like what we would expect. But I think revolution is very difficult, and I’m not optimistic for any kind of dramatic change.
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We don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
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