And I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
AARON MCGRUDERAnd I’m not so in love with making people mad that I want to live my life around it.
AARON MCGRUDERBut I know that in Toronto and Vancouver there are all the comforts of America, and yet there’s a difference in the people, and I had health care.
AARON MCGRUDERFidel Castro just talked a long time, and he talked and he talked and he talked and he talked… and he talked during the meeting. I think it was about four hours. But I guess that’s part of the Castro spirit.
AARON MCGRUDERWhen the news wants to tell you something is important, they put dramatic theme music behind it. They scare you into watching the story.
AARON MCGRUDERI don’t think the American government has a lot of respect for culture.
AARON MCGRUDERWe don’t need a two-party system. We need something else. Because at this point, the two-party system is really just a one-party system. And that one party is crumbling.
AARON MCGRUDERFluid and energetic and wild very, very smart and very, very funny.
AARON MCGRUDERI don’t want the news to be patriotic. I don’t want to see flags on the lapels of the anchors. I don’t want any of that.
AARON MCGRUDERYou can’t accuse the creator of The Boondocks, … Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.
AARON MCGRUDERI cannot be made into the commentator for the unspoken black masses.
AARON MCGRUDEROne, I push my deadlines closer than anybody else, or let’s say it this way: I’m really late.
AARON MCGRUDERI guess I was a conspiracy theorist when I said “no weapons in Iraq.” Now they call that history.
AARON MCGRUDERYou know, Democratic and Republican administrations alike have supported individuals and regimes that have slaughtered millions across the globe. And they need to be held accountable for that.
AARON MCGRUDERI wonder what it means when your grandson is more crotchety than you are.
AARON MCGRUDERI think you have to play the game on every level. If you need a friendly, charismatic, good-looking guy to be the mouthpiece, then so be it. And maybe Ralph Nader should just be behind the scenes telling that guy what to say.
AARON MCGRUDERI really get a little bit confused by all this “angry angry angry” talk when all I do is tell jokes and at least some people find it funny.
AARON MCGRUDER