Sleep tight, ya morons!
J. D. SALINGERPoets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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That’s the whole trouble. You can’t ever find a place that’s nice and peaceful, because there isn’t any.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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That’s something that annoys the hell out of me-I mean if somebody says the coffee’s all ready and it isn’t.
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