You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
ARISTOPHANESOpen your mind before your mouth.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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There is no honest man! not one, that can resist the attraction of gold!
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Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
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Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.
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Old age is second childhood.
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The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
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When men drink wine they are rich, they are busy, they push lawsuits, they are happy, they are friends.
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Let each man exercise the art he knows.
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An actor should refine public taste.
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Comedy is allied to justice.
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The wise learn many things from their enemies.
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If you strike upon a thought that baffles you, break off from that entanglement and try another, so shall your wits be fresh to start again.
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If a man owes me money, I never seem to forget. But if I do the owing, I somehow never remember.
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Today things are better than yesterday.
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To plunder, to lie, to show your arse, are three essentials for climbing high.
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You can’t have anything else to say: you’ve poured out every drop of what you know.
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