You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.
ARISTOPHANESFull of wiles, full of guile, at all times, in all ways, are the children of Men.
More Aristophanes Quotes
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Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
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The gods, my dear simple fellow, are a mere expression coined by vulgar superstition. We frown upon such coinage here.
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Men of sense often learn from their enemies. It is from their foes, not their friends, that cities learn the lesson of building high walls and ships of war.
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Evil events from evil causes spring, And what you suffer flows from what you’ve done.
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Why, I’d like nothing better than to achieve some bold adventure, worthy of our trip.
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Do not bandy words with your father, nor treat him as a dotard, nor reproach the old man, who has cherished you, with his age.
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Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.
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I would treat her like an egg, the shell of which we remove before eating it; I would take off her mask and then kiss her pretty face.
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There’s no art where there’s no fee.
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To invoke solely the weaker arguments and yet triumph is an art worth more than a hundred thousand drachmae.
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These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: can’t live with them, or without them!
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High thoughts must have high language.
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To win the people, always cook them some savoury that pleases them.
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The old are in a second childhood.
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By words the mind is winged.
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