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You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.

J. D. Salinger

You can’t stop a teacher when they want to do something. They just do it.
J. D. SALINGER

Teaching Yourself
And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
J. D. SALINGER

Laugh Myself Stupidity
People always clap for the wrong reasons.
J. D. SALINGER

People Reason Wrong
I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
J. D. SALINGER

Hands Myself People Scars Touch
It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
J. D. SALINGER

Funny Understand
If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
J. D. SALINGER

Girl Herself Time
I love to write and I assure you I write regularly. But I write for myself, for my own pleasure. And I want to be left alone to do it.
J. D. SALINGER

Alone Happiness Love Myself Writing
I’m just sick of ego, ego, ego. My own and everybody else’s. I’m sick of everybody that wants to get somewhere, do something distinguished and all, be somebody interesting. It’s disgusting.
J. D. SALINGER

Be Yourself Different Myself Sick
Sleep tight, ya morons!
J. D. SALINGER

People Stupidity
Its really hard to be roommates with people if your suitcases are much better than theirs.
J. D. SALINGER

People Rich
I’m quite illiterate, but I read a lot.
J. D. SALINGER

Education Quite Reading
Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
J. D. SALINGER

Job Laugh Listen
She wasn’t doing a thing that I could see, except standing there leaning on the balcony railing, holding the universe together.
J. D. SALINGER

Exception Herself See Togetherness
I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy.
J. D. SALINGER

Happiness Myself People
Where do the ducks go in the winter?
J. D. SALINGER

Animal One Liner Winter
She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
J. D. SALINGER

Empty Expression Face Herself

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