People are always ruining things for you.
J. D. SALINGERAll morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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You don’t know how to talk to people you don’t like. Don’t love, really. You can’t live in the world with such strong likes and dislikes.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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If a girl looks swell when she meets you, who gives a damn if she’s late? Nobody.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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I mean how do you know what you’re going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don’t. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it’s a stupid question.
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I hate actors. They never act like people. They just think they do.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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People always clap for the wrong reasons.
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You’re lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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I have so much I want to tell you, and nowhere to begin.
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