Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
J. D. SALINGERAll morons hate it when you call them a moron.
More J. D. Salinger Quotes
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I have scars on my hands from touching certain people.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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I’m sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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Do you know what I was smiling at? You wrote down that you were a writer by profession. It sounded to me like the loveliest euphemism I had ever heard. When was writing ever your profession? It’s never been anything but your religion.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Certain things, they should stay the way they are. You ought to be able to stick them in one of those big glass cases and just leave them alone.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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I was sixteen then, and I’m seventeen now, and sometimes I act like I’m about thirteen. Sometimes, I act a lot older than I am–I really do. But people never notice it. People never notice anything.
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Listen, if you’re not going to be a nun or something, you might as well laugh.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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A confessional passage has probably never been written that didn’t stink a little bit of the writer’s pride in having given up his pride.
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It’s funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they’ll do practically anything you want them to.
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