Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
J. D. SALINGERThere are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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I’m one of the little foxes that spoil the grapes.
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He said you were the only one who was bitter about S’s suicide and the only one who really forgave him for it. The rest of us, he said, were outwardly unbitter and inwardly unforgiving.
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Don’t ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.
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Why’s it so sunny? she repeated. Zooey observed her rather narrowly. I bring the sun wherever I go, buddy, he said.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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People never notice anything.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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You don’t have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
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Sometimes you get tired of riding in taxicabs the same way you get tired riding in elevators. All of a sudden, you have to walk, no matter how far or how high up.
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I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I’m crazy. I swear to God I am.
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Nobody who’s really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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