We are, all four of us, blood relatives, and we speak a kind of esoteric, family language, a sort of semantic geometry in which the shortest distance between any two points is a fullish circle.
J. D. SALINGERThere are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid.
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Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I’d probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
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I just hope that one day – preferably when we’re both blind drunk – we can talk about it.
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You think of the book you’d most like to be reading, and then you sit down and shamelessly write it.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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Know your true measurements and dress your mind accordingly.
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I don’t exactly know what I mean by that, but I mean it.
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She was not one for emptying her face of expression.
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The true poet has no choice of material. The material plainly chooses him, not he it.
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Poets are always taking the weather so personally. They’re always sticking their emotions in things that have no emotions.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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How long should a man’s legs be? Long enough to touch the ground.
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