People are mostly hot to have a discussion when you’re not.
J. D. SALINGERI mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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I’m the most terrific liar you ever saw in your life. It’s awful. If I’m on my way to the store to buy a magazine, even, and somebody asks me where I’m going, I’m liable to say I’m going to the opera. It’s terrible.
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I can be quite sarcastic when I’m in the mood.
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There are nice things in the world – and I mean nice things. We’re all such morons to get so sidetracked.
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The more expensive a school is, the more crooks it has — I’m not kidding.
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Mothers are all slightly insane.
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Who in the Bible besides Jesus knew–knew–that we’re carrying the Kingdom of Heaven around with us, inside, where we’re all too goddam stupid and sentimental and unimaginative to look?
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Did you ever get fed up?’ I said. ‘I mean did you ever get scared that everything was going to go lousy unless you did something?
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I’ll read my books and I’ll drink coffee and I’ll listen to music, and I’ll bolt the door.
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I mean they don’t seem able to love us just the way we are. They don’t seem able to love us unless they can keep changing us a little bit. They love their reasons for loving us almost as much as they love us, and most of the time more.
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I’m sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect.
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But it wasn’t just that he was the most intelligent member in the family. He was also the nicest, in lots of ways. He never got mad at anybody. People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily, but Allie never did, and he had very red hair.
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All morons hate it when you call them a moron.
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If you have something to offer, someone will learn something from you. It’s a beautiful reciprocal arrangement. And it isn’t education. It’s history. It’s poetry.
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It’s not too bad when the sun’s out, but the sun only comes out when it feels like coming out.
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Grand. There’s a word I really hate. It’s a phony. I could puke every time I hear it.
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