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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
There are too many of us and we are all too far apart.
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People Togetherness
Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.
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Moments Philosophy
My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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Life Love Myself Yourself
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.
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Creation Lesson Writing Yourself
Can you see anything in the dark, with your sunglasses on? she asked me. The big show is inside my head, I said.
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Darkness Inspirational See Yourself
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Leadership Wings
Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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Gift Herself Life
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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One Liner
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Kind Myself Place See
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing

I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

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