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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

All right – I’ll tell you what you did for me: you went for happy, silly, beautiful walks with me.
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Beautiful Happiness Myself Right Walk Yourself
All this happened, more or less.
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Action One Liner
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.
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Death Expectation Humanity Reward Yourself
The worst thing that could possibly happen to anybody would be to not be used for anything by anybody. Thank you for using me, even though I didn’t want to be used by anybody.
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Myself Possible Thankful Worst
Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Brave Happiness Health Kind Live Truth
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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Hard Himself Ignorance Learning Man People Wisdom
The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
I want to stand as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can’t see from the center.
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Kind Myself Place See
All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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People Survive Thinking Training
I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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Break God Help Man Myself Pain
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future

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