I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
KURT VONNEGUT- I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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I couldn’t help wondering if that was what God put me on Earth for–to find out how much a man could take without breaking.
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One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
KURT VONNEGUTOne of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
KURT VONNEGUTMaturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
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Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
KURT VONNEGUTEverything was beautiful and nothing hurt.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
KURT VONNEGUTRound and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
KURT VONNEGUTBeware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. He is full of murderous resentment of people who are ignorant without having come by their ignorance the hard way.
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If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
KURT VONNEGUTIf your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.
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So, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
KURT VONNEGUTSo, in the interests of survival, they trained themselves to be agreeing machines instead of thinking machines. All their minds had to do was to discover what other people were thinking, and then they thought that, too.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
KURT VONNEGUTThe only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
KURT VONNEGUTI can have oodles of charm when I want to.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
KURT VONNEGUTMaturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Science is magic that works.
KURT VONNEGUTScience is magic that works.
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Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
KURT VONNEGUTLike so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from things she found in gift shops.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
KURT VONNEGUTI tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
KURT VONNEGUTThe only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
KURT VONNEGUTMany people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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