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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.

Kurt Vonnegut

The universe is a big place, perhaps the biggest.
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Big Place World
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.
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Care Deep Philosophy Pretend
I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Different Myself Yourself
Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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Acceptance Future
Of all the words of mice and men, the saddest are, It might have been.
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Man Sadness Word
To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow. So do it.
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Art Growth Myself Practice Self Love Soul
She hated people who thought too much. At that moment, she struck me as an appropriate representative for almost all mankind.
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Hate Herself Kindness Moments People
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Feeling I Love You Myself
Charm was a scheme for making strangers like and trust a person immediately, no matter what the charmer had in mind.
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Appearance Mindset Person Stranger Trust
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
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Faith Myself Thinking Yourself
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
When I write, I feel like an armless, legless man with a crayon in his mouth.
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Feeling Man Myself Writing

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