Maturity, is knowing what your limitations are, Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be said to remedy anything.
KURT VONNEGUTAnd yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.
More Kurt Vonnegut Quotes
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Dear future generations: Please accept our apologies. We were rolling drunk on petroleum.
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And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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You were sick, but now you’re well again, and there’s work to do.
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So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House or the Supreme Court or the Senate or the House of Representatives or the media. The America I love still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
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My life is nothing but room for you. I said. It could never be filled by anyone but you.
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The only proof he needed for existence of god was music.
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don’t let anybody tell you different.
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Live by the harmless untruths that make you brave and kind and healthy and happy.
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Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you’ve got a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies- God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.
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Ting-a-ling mother fucker.
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We’d been apart so long-I’d been dead so long, she said in English. I thought surely you’d built a new life, with no room in it for me. I’d hoped that.
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Round and round we spin, with feet of lead and wings of tin.
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