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We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be.

Kurt Vonnegut

All moments, past, present and future, always have existed, always will exist.
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Existence Future Moments Past Philosophy Present
I was a victim of a series of accidents, as are we all.
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Deep Myself Philosophy
And a step backward, after making a wrong turn, is a step in the right direction.
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Direction Right Wrong
We could have saved the Earth but we were too damned cheap.
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Poor Save World
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
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Death Goodness Time
I have this disease late at night sometimes, involving alcohol and the telephone.
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Alcohol Myself Night
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country.
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Funny Instagram Captions Morning Run True Wake Up
Love is where you find it. I think it is foolish to go around looking for it, and I think it can be poisonous. I wish that people who are conventionally supposed to love each other would say to each other, when they fight, ‘Please — a little less love, and a little more common decency’.
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Fight Fools Love People Poison Thinking Yourself
And Lot’s wife, of course, was told not to look back where all those people and their homes had been. But she did look back, and I love her for that, because it was so human. So she was turned into a pillar of salt. So it goes.
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Herself Home Human People Wife
Many people need desperately to receive this message: ‘I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.
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Alone Care Feeling Myself Need People Thinking
Do you realize that all great literature is all about what a bummer it is to be a human being? Isn’t it such a relief to have somebody say that?
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Greatness Human Literature relief Yourself
Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.
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Learning Man Wisdom
If somebody says ‘I love you’ to me, I feel as though I had a pistol pointed at my head. What can anybody reply under such conditions but that which the pistol holder requires? ‘I love you, too’.
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Feeling I Love You Myself
A sane person to an insane society must appear insane.
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Appearance Instagram Captions People Sanity
The only difference between Hitler and Bush is that Hitler was elected.
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Difference Election
Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter could be said to remedy anything.
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Disappoint Existence Laughter

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