“I’m obsessed to extreme winners because I think there’s a madness to it.”

I had a sense of who I was before I got famous.

Not all comedy clubs or situations are ideal, especially when you’re first coming up and I think that’s good for you. Eventually, you get to express your real personality.

Life is strange. You keep moving and keep moving. Before you know it, you look back and think, ‘What was that?’

Work for that feeling that you have accomplished something, Don’t waste your time on this earth without making a mark.

If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.

Choose To Be Inspired.

I’ve done jiujitsu a huge chunk of my life, and I try to spend a lot of time educating people on the nuances, the subtleness of the ground game. It’s a big part of mixed martial arts.

The Universe rewards calculated risk and passion.

Martial arts are a vehicle for developing your human potential.

I’m obsessed to extreme winners because I think there’s a madness to it. I truly believe that in order to truly be great at something you have to give into a certain amount of madness. Quotes

Be cool to people. Be nice to as many people as you can. Smile to as many people as you can, and have them smile back at you.

Being a celebrity or anything else where you’re really ambitious, it’s really a game to see how successful you can get.

Someone else’s success does not equal a failure for you.

Never stay in a bad marriage, and don’t hang around with psycho coke fiends.

What’s interesting about science is that we’re constantly discovering new things about the universe, about ourselves, about our bodies, about diseases, about the possibilities of the future. It’s amazing. Science is one of the coolest things about being a human being – without a doubt.

It’s been one of the most important tools for me in personal growth for understanding myself, how I am, and what effect I do have on other people.

To everybody here’s looking at all the colours of light. May your happiness be in all shades, vibrancy & madness of these colours.

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic.

Tell yourself right now and throughout today, that it’s okay to draw away from the maddening crowd. Jesus did; so can you.

This Old Testament – containing error, folly, absurdity and immorality – is by English statute law declared to be of divine authority, a blasphemy – if there were anyone to be blasphemed – blacker and more insolent than any word ever written or penned by the most hotheaded Freethinker.

A power to dispose of estates for ever is manifestly absurd. The earth and the fulness of it belongs to every generation, and the preceding one can have no right to bind it up from posterity. Such extension of property is quite unnatural.

Refusal to believe until proof is given is a rational position; denial of all outside of our own limited experience is absurd.

Never yet has a God been defined in terms which were not palpably self-contradictory and absurd; never yet has a God been described so that a concept of Him was made possible to human thought.

I can never forget that one of the most gifted, best educated nations in the world, of its own free will, surrendered its fate into the hands of a maniac.