“Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.”

Time and space are finite in extent, but they don’t have any boundary or edge. They would be like the surface of the earth, but with two more dimensions.

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.

My expectations were reduced to zero when I was 21. Everything since then has been a bonus.

Its a crazy world out there. Be curious.

Although I cannot move, and I have to speak through a computer, in my mind, I am free.

Why do we remember the past, but not the future?

I’ve noticed that even people who believe in fate look both ways before crossing the street.

The universe doesn’t allow perfection.

The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future?

Look up at the stars, not down at your feet.

While there’s life, there is hope.

What I have learned from life is to make the most of what you have got.

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.

So next time someone complains that you have made a mistake, tell him that may be a good thing. Because without imperfection, neither you nor I would exist.

Don’t be a salad, be the best damn broccoli you could ever be.

It’s funny how most people love the dead, once you’re dead your made for life.

Don’t be yourself, be a pizza. Everyone loves pizza.

I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

I don’t like to run. I don’t like to jump up and down. Being a big girl and having a bosom, I injure myself! It upsets me, I have to hold my two things. I just can’t jog, there’s something in the way.

For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier. I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

I’m gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked.

As funny as some photos can be, think twice about allowing yourself to be tagged in questionable photos.