I personally would say that the quickest way to wipe out a group of people is to put them on a soul food diet.
DICK GREGORYIn most places in the country, voting is looked upon as a right and a duty, but in Chicago, it’s a sport.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.
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Every door of racial prejudice I can kick down, is one less door that my children have to kick down.
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I tell people, ‘If you want to send a message to the White House, call my house.’
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Did you know that in New Orleans they still have brown bag parties? What’s that, you ask? You and I go to a party, and when we get to the door, there’s a brown bag hanging down from the ceiling, and if our skin is darker than the brown bag, we can’t go in.
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The most difficult thing to get people to do is to accept the obvious.
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I believe young voters will either vote for Obama or not vote at all. So the problem is not Obama the problem is the system. If you think about how mess up this country is, most folk really don’t have choices.
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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Poor is a state of mind you never grow out of, but being broke is just a temporary condition.
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Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: ‘We don’t serve colored people here.’ I said: ‘that’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.
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You know why Madison Avenue advertising has never done well in Harlem? We’re the only ones who know what it means to be Brand X.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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Political promises are much like marriage vows. They are made at the beginning of the relationship between candidate and voter, but are quickly forgotten.
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I wouldn’t mind paying taxes – if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
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I am really enjoying the new Martin Luther King Jr stamp – just think about all those white bigots, licking the backside of a black man.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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