My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWDancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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A drunken man is happier than a sober one.
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Animals are my friends and I don’t eat my friends.
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My religious convictions and scientific views cannot at present be more specifically defined than as those of a believer in creative evolution.
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He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
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Hatred is the coward’s revenge for being intimidated.
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A photographer is like a cod, which produces a million eggs in order that one may reach maturity.
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We are made wise not by the recollection of our past, but by the responsibility for our future.
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Criminals do not die by the hands of the law. They die by the hands of other men.
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Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
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I’m an atheist and I thank God for it.
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Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal your own.
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Happy is the man who can make a living by his hobby.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing.
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