“I have come back  [to the music scene] so many times, people are just like, Is this another one? It’s kind of like a joke to me now.”

The cool thing about being famous is traveling. I have always wanted to travel across seas, like to Canada and stuff.

I wish my hair was thicker, and I wish my feet were prettier. My toes are really ugly. I wish my ears were smaller. And my nose could be smaller too.

Just because I look sexy on the cover of Rolling Stone doesn’t mean I’m naughty.

If you love yourself, it will all work out.

I guess it’s an okay thing to express yourself.

I have always been heavily involved in every album I have ever made. I’m very stubborn when it comes to recording and will only record songs I love, which is why it takes me a long time to make an album.

Performing is my therapy, to become different people onstage.

England is one of my favorite places. The fans are just so crazy.

My life has always been very speculated, watched, and judged really my whole life.

Love is love! People should be able to do whatever makes them happy!

Devil is in the details.

Christina Aguilera and I are friends no matter what the media makes up.

I’m attracted to guys who are really confident and make conversation.

Onstage I’m the happiest person in the world.

I notice that if there are some times I’ve been stressed because I’m human and stress about things, that affects your kids. So you have to make sure you’re a happy mom so they can be happy.

I need to make mistakes, just to learn (who I am)

When I was a child, if someone had talked to me about buying water, I would have thought it was a joke.

Do not tell jokes that ain’t funny. 

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

Fate seemed to be playing a series of extraordinarily unamusing jokes.

Sometimes, we all laugh for a joke which is not funny and cry for a love not meant to be.

Whenever I’m sick, my doctor jokes that I have Beiber Fever!

The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.