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Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned.

Mark Twain

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
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Fun Funny Human Nature Humour Kiding
If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be – a Christian.
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Humour Religion Wisdom
There are many humorous things in the world; among them, the white man’s notion that he is less savage than the other savages.
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Humour Man Savage World
I haven’t any right to criticize books, and I don’t do it except when I hate them.
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Book Criticize Except Hate
Worrying is like paying a debt you don’t owe.
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Debt One Liner Owe Pay Worry
Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option.
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Allow Broken Heart Option Priorities Self Love Yourself
Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.
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Cease Exist Illusion Life Live
All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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Break Up Hell Leaving Resignation
The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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Confidence Humour Man Philosophy Religion Suspect Teaching
My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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Alcohol Book Funny Genius Water Wine Writing
If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Animal Dog Fellow Grace Speak
A clear conscience is the sure sign of a bad memory.
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Bad Conscience Memories Past
Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Life Live Owe World
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Dog Favor Heaven Merit Stay
The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
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Effect Let Go Pause Time
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
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Beat Deep Imagination One Liner Reality Win

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