Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
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If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.
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My books are water; those of the great geniuses is wine. Everybody drinks water.
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When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.
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The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man’s.
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The secret to getting ahead is getting started.
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Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn’t.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
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When angry, count four. When very angry, swear.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The easy confidence with which I know another man’s religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
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In a good bookroom you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.
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Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
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Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.
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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.
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Classic – a book which people praise and don’t read.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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All right, then, I’ll go to hell.
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A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
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Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform.
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