April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.
MARK TWAINEducation consists mainly of what we have unlearned.
More Mark Twain Quotes
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Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
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Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.
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Out of all the things I have lost, I miss my mind the most.
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It’s easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.
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The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.
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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.
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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.
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If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
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Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
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To get the full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with.
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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.
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Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
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There’s one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him; if he says yes, you know he’s crooked.
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