Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It’s made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!
ROALD DAHLI understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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But it is impossible to replace a person one has loved to distraction.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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I began to realize how important it was to be an enthusiast in life.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Rainbow drops – suck them and you can spit in six different colours.
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You should never, never doubt something that no one is sure of.
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Two rights don’t equal a left.
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I doubt I would have written a line, unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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I was glad my father was an eye-smiler. It meant he never gave me a fake smile because it’s impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren’t feeling twinkly yourself.
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Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.
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You can write about anything for children as long as you’ve got humour.
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