When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.
ROALD DAHLI understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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Some children are spoiled and it is not their fault, it is their parents.
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I don’t care if a reader hates one of my stories, just as long as he finishes the book.
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No book ever ends, when it’s full of your friends.
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I’m right and you’re wrong, I’m big and you’re small, and there’s nothing you can do about it.
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We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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Life is more fun if you play games.
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A little magic can take you a long way.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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I understand what you’re saying, and your comments are valuable, but I’m gonna ignore your advice.
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Candy is dandy but liqueur is quicker.
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If my books can help children become readers then I feel I have accomplished something important.
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The life of a writer is absolute hell compared to the life of a businessman.
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