“A woman in love can’t be reasonable – or she probably wouldn’t be in love.”

Don’t marry a man to reform him – that’s what reform schools are for.

I’m a woman of very few words, but lots of action.

I didn’t discover curves; I only uncovered them.

Love is what you make it and who you make it with.

When in doubt take a bath.

Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else

Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

We’re intellectual opposites. Well, I’m intellectual and you’re opposite.

I like a man who’s good, but not too good – for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

You are never too old to become younger!

Well behaved women do not make history.

I have always felt a gift diamond shines so much better than one you buy for yourself.

Cultivate your curves – they may be dangerous but they won’t be avoided.

I generally avoid temptation unless I can’t resist it.

Love turns work into rest.

Gratitude is like love or fresh air – you can’t get too much of it.

Do not wish to be anything but what you are, and try to be that perfectly.

It breaks my heart that some of my fans think that because they love me and they idolize me, they have to be just like me and dress like me and act like me.

I love football and I love winning, and when things aren’t going right I get annoyed.

It is not a matter of thinking a great deal but of loving a great deal, so do whatever arouses you most to love.

Whereas women are most turned on by a man’s depth of presence, men are most turned on by a woman’s radiance and energy: how she moves, moans, smiles, and opens in love.

I thought about leaving because of our differences, but I loved the way you lived your life, and that was enough to make me fall in love.