f I were a headmaster I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead.
ROALD DAHLI’ve heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true.
More Roald Dahl Quotes
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It’s a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Though my father was Norwegian, he always wrote his diaries in perfect English.
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When you’re old enough to write a book for children, by then you’ll have become a grown up and have lost all your jokeyness. Unless you’re an undeveloped adult and still have an enormous amount of childishness in you.
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The reason I collect good ideas is because plots themselves are very difficult indeed to come by.
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What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!
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A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.
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There is no place I know that compares to pure imagination.
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Human ‘beans’ is the only animals that is killing their own kind.
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The greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places.
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Sex is like nose picking. It’s fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it’s disgusting watching someone else doing it.
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The writer has to force himself to work. He has to make his own hours and if he doesn’t go to his desk at all there is nobody to scold him.
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A life is made up of a great number of small incidents, and a small number of great ones.
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I am suspicious of both facility and speed.
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Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.
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