“Well, I’m clearly not ugly.”

I’m one of those people who fiercely guards their privacy, so I hate doing interviews.

If there’s no sun, I go batshit crazy.

I’m smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard.

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she’s not invisible. I don’t get it.

When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.

Once you let the words go, you have no control over how they’re printed or what the media does with them. So there’s no point in trying to make plans or to control it.

I like reading books that provide you with knowledge that you previously didn’t have. And books you have a chance to grow as a human being after reading them.

My biggest regret is that I’ve assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don’t regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it.

It’s an immense amount of pressure, celebrity itself.

I would really love to go on an archaeological dig.

Don’t let loneliness drive you back into the arms of someone who doesn’t give a damn about you.

I have to feel like I’m in control of my body.

I could go days, weeks, without talking to another human being.

And you know, the people who hate kids and don’t want kids always end up having 50 of them.

I would like to uncover the secrets of the universe.

I am who I am and I have the need to be.

They cannot take away our self respect if we do not give it to them.

Some people may call me a nerd. I claim the label with pride.

The way you see people is the way you treat them.

Nobody on the face of the earth can make you feel inferior without your permission.

Tough times are inevitable in life and in business. But how you compose yourself during those times defines your spirit and will define your future.

I can alter my life by altering my attitude. He who would have nothing to do with thorns must never attempt to gather flowers.

There is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.