Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIPYou could do with losing a little bit of weight.
More Prince Philip Quotes
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Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
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You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.
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Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
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It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
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People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
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Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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British women can’t cook.
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I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
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Change does not change tradition, it strengthens it. Change is a challenge and anopportunity, not a threat.
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So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
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There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
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If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
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I can’t remember names and things.
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