“When I was 14, I thought I was the coolest kid in school because I told everyone the jokes in FHM.”

I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.

People bullshit and fakeness are the main reasons why I like to be alone.

I think that I’m so psychotic and so mentally ill that if I could tap into that I could do something really interesting.

I personally always find something really scary about watching little girls learning to manipulate their dads by baby talking. Then they grow up and use the same technique on their boyfriends or husbands. That scares me because it’s just so sick on so many levels.

You want to go to work with people you like and where everyone is having fun.

You just have to make a choice to just refuse to be involved with things that could get you in trouble.

Until you have kids, you can’t imagine how much you could possibly love a human being.

I’m really insecure about everything.

Sometimes I say things that I think are obviously sarcastic and people take them quite literally.

I’m very confident in how I project my personality.

I would love to do a movie naked; it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?

If alcohol is legal, I don’t see why people still have a ban on marijuana.

I believe that every interaction is an act of fate in some way, that we’re meant to interact with them, and it’s our job to flesh that out and experience it to the fullest and learn the lessons we’re meant to.

I’m a passionate individual, and sometimes when I have strong feelings about a subject, I feel the need to express myself.

Hollywood is the most superficial thing you could possibly be a part of and if I weren’t attractive I wouldn’t be working at all.

I feel like if you are with someone through the process of pregnancy and delivery, if nothing else, there is such an incredible amount of respect that would lead into some sort of love in one way or another.

Comedy is the most difficult. Comic timing is something which you either have it in you, or you don’t. You have to have a good sense of humour to be able to understand it. A split second can make you lose the punch.

For doing comedy, a sense of humor is a must!

I would like to look funny on screen, doing comedy.

Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you’re okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.

To me Psycho was a big comedy. Had to be.

If tragedy is an experience of hyperinvolvement, comedy is an experience of underinvolvement, of detachment.

People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.

Comedy too can sometimes discern what is right. I shall not please, but I shall say what is true.