Albert Einstein on humour
“Women always worry about things that men forget; men always worry about things women remember.”
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Love is a better master than duty.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein When the solution is simple, God is answering.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Failure is success in progress.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Wisdom is not a product of schooling but of the lifelong attempt to acquire it.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein If I were not a physicist, I would probably be a musician. I often think in music. I live my daydreams in music. I see my life in terms of music.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Weak people revenge. Strong people forgive. Intelligent People Ignore.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Three great forces rule the world: stupidity, fear and greed.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Blind belief in authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
Albert EinsteinAlbert Einstein Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
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I am no longer defined by what happened to me, but by who I am.
Najwa ZebianNajwa Zebian Make your peace with those things that start a war within you.
Carmen AmadosCarmen Amados Here I am: a sight to behold.
Amanda KarchAmanda Karch I would live a thousand lifetimes just to meet you in this one.
Gemma TroyGemma Troy A relationship shouldn’t require you to walk on eggshells. But if you have to? boil the damn egg.
AstaAsta People say a lot. So, she watches what they do.
Brad NeatonBrad Neaton Jungle rain mimicking an adagio composed by Bach digging into the skin of eternalised deities.
Hanna BrissonHanna Brisson I never wanted perfect. I just wanted happy. I’m still figuring out what that looks like.
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Roald DahlRoald Dahl I never cheat unless you count the girls I cheat on.
DrakeDrake Making a decision to write was a lot like deciding to jump into a frozen lake.
Maya AngelouMaya Angelou I know you’ve been trying to get a hold of me, but I can barely get a hold of myself.
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