My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in the world.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAWThe play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.
More George Bernard Shaw Quotes
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Democracy is a device that ensures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
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We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.
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To be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
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There is no love sincerer than the love of food.
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Imitation is not just the sincerest form of flattery – it’s the sincerest form of learning.
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The difference between a lady and a flower girl is not how she behaves, but how she’s treated.
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Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world.
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When a man wants to murder a tiger he calls it sport; when a tiger wants to murder him he calls it ferocity.
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Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
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After all, the wrong road always leads somewhere.
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A pessimist is a man who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
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Only in books has mankind known perfect truth, love and beauty.
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Those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything.
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You’ll never have a quiet world till you knock the patriotism out of the human race.
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You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will.
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